Ok....here is the plan:
We will meet behind Ranch 99 in Mountain View and if no one else has a better idea I'll run around and throw some flour on the ground until we end up at what used to be "the office" and realize we're all lame and old and the world has changed around us.

Location: Behind Ranch 99 in Mountain View: http://goo.gl/maps/P5VBl
Location of Ranch 99 http://goo.gl/maps/M5sWG
Title: Rong Man Hole's WTF tale (trail?).
Description: I'm not scouting, and hopefully my knee will be good to go again by tomorrow, otherwise someone else will hare it or it'll turn into a pub crawl. 1-7 miles, dogs and strollers welcome. Honestly I have no clue what I'll be setting, but I'm pretty sure it won't involve a turkey eagle split. It'll still be fun though. Also, this will be my ninth haring and I have something special planned for 10, so don't expect me to rescue the hash any more times.