I'm turning 40. This hash is the very last day of 39, and I plan to wring out every last drop of my dirty thirties.

Come run in Briones- the prettiest park in all the East Bay, and see me crawl through the world's longest spanking machine (with your help)

Trail dog friendly, with a easy turkey option for lazy walkers, dead drunks and small people. Plastic Egg Hunt for kids to follow the run. Inconveniently, this day is also Easter

To reach the Bear Creek Staging Area on Bear Creek Road, exit Highway 24 at the Orinda/Camino Pablo exit and head toward Richmond. Turn right on Bear Creek Road and travel 5 miles to the staging area on the right.