Announcing the:
"Nothing Interesting"/"Hepatitis C-Cup"/"Help a Tight Ass See Crap" "Wrong Manhole"/"Rong Manhole"/"Wrong Manwhore" Split personality Hash

Please come dressed as any combination of your favorite personalities.

Prepare yourself for the boring details:

Start - NI's castle, 1180 Pecos Way, Sunnyvale CA, 94089 (Cops can't make me leave my own house and I'll drink beer if I want to)
Start Time - Thursday June 20th, 6:30 for beer, 6:45 hare's away
On After - Likely just at NI's place, moving over at 9pm to Bennigans for their epic Happy Hour and to fulfill any unfulfilled food requirements
Distance - Really depends on which splits you take :)

Ever wake up somewhere with no idea how you got there? Ever look at the mirror and see a face you weren't expecting? How about whenever anyone says the word meatballs, you find yourself covered in dirt and blood in a field outside of Warsaw near a recently churned 7'x3' patch of soil?

It's possible you have a split personality. The Fhagnews feels your pain. And if Fight Club taught me anything, it is that the only way to reconcile a split personality is to shoot yourself in the brain. Unfortunately, the only part of my split personalities that knows the combination to my gun safe is the one that believes it's in a coma, so we'll do the next best thing.

Nothing "Help a Hepatitis C-Cup See Crap" Interesting