This is Thursday Aug 22: TuTu day. START will be near 1059 W Evelyn Ave, Mountain View, CA 94041. CIRCLE will be at the top of the parking garage at 139 Bryant Street, Mountain View, CA http://goo.gl/maps/IIBXF. Garage gets too full to start there. Meet at 6:22, hares away 6:45ish

Prelube at 6 (Tied House half a block away at 954 Villa Street, Mountain View), ononon at Stein's beergarten.

Traditional FHAC-U rules apply: 3ish mile trail, 3 beer checks, food on trail, PIE. Traditional Skank trail rules apply: puppy friendly, outrageous costumes, drunken merriment, BOOBIES. There is also easy transit access.

WEAR A TUTU. Those not wearing a TuTu will be given a garbage bag. If you don't have one, get one from Party City or some shit. All hashers should own a TuTu.

As your hare, I will be wearing TWO TuTus. Many of you fat bastards probably cannot fit into a standard-sized TuTu, and as a solution I recommend linking 2 together. FHAC-U TuTu = FourFour.

I cannot promise an interesting trail (it's effing Mountain View, fer chrissakes) but it will be outrageous.

Onon-Onon
SkankSkank