Join Dammit Janet and Knees For Bs on a leisurely jog through Palo Alto’s spread-wide-open spaces, with watery homebrew you’ll be too tired to enjoy and beautiful views you’ll be too drunk to appreciate. Since your hares are hateful FRBs, expect an eagle trail without an accompanying turkey. (talk to hares for non-eagle options) Bring cash if you aren't hot enough to get free drinks, and an ID if you aren't geriatric.

Time: 1 PM Saturday 11/16/2013, to give you wankers time to finish before dark

Where: Park and Ride parking lot at Page Mill and Arastradero, Los Altos http://goo.gl/maps/uY7a8 (for navigation: map of 27998 Arastradero Rd Los Altos, CA 94022
http://goo.gl/maps/lwRup)

Dogs: Fine on leash

Strollers: Only if they are the offroad variety

OnOnOn: Antonio’s Nut House, 321 California Ave, Palo Alto

-Dammit Janet, and Knees For Bs