Location: That one place at Shoreline and Central Expressway (Parking lot on south side of Central and west side of Shoreline) http://goo.gl/maps/9HP2S
Description: In another show of selfless giving, Nothing Interesting gives the gift of failure to Morning Missile by inviting Rong Man Hole to co-hare. Unfortunately, you seem to have gotten caught in the shitty trail crossfire. It's plausible that you could do the Eagle trail in under 6 miles (probably, maybe) and it's plausible that the Turkey trail will be much shorter than that. Dogs will grudgingly be allowed on trail, but will be required to remain outside fine drinking establishments (I have no idea whether we'll be visiting any "fine" ones). And I guess strollers and wheel chairs and stuff can probably make it through both the Eagle and the Turkey trail, but it's not like we're going to scout that shit.

Rong Man Hole and Nothing Interesting