Cum trot through the triple crown jewels of the East Bay with Fleshlight, Golden Snowball and Comes so Often.

There will be puffins (3ish mi), turkey (6.5 ish mi) and eagle (8 ish mi) trails and 3 glorious YES 3 glorious drink checks.

Wear your best cravats and fancy hats because the horsies are super judgy😛😛

You'll definitely need a leash for doggies

There is a little bit of PO and sharp objects so shiggy socks are recommended.