Get your lazy buttocks out for an easy, flat trail through Los Altos Hills. You'll see serene wildlife, stunning views, no PO, no hills, friendly locals, and cabana boys/buxom ladies serving your favorite drink every 1/4 mile. Plus oral sex. You get the point, it's going to be glorious.

Hares: TiTs and Captain JT Crotch

When: Thu, Jun 30 @6:30pm

Where: Adobe Creek Lodge Rd @ Moody Rd, Los Altos Hills, CA 94022 (map)

(directions for the map-disabled: 280, Moody/El Monte exit towards foothill college. At stop sign, go left onto Moody, continue for 0.9464 miles, [don't veer right onto Altamont after 0.2909 miles , you dumb shit] turn left onto Adobe Creek Lodge Rd, park in the field on the left. )

Ononon TBD