Dress basic b!tch. Park on the highest floor of the parking structure. Look for hashers. That's basic!

This basic a*s b!tch hash will go through 8 miles of s'cooter excellence! Expect 1 non-marked es'cooter trail, 1 gay a*s bar, 1 furry a*s bar, 1 hot a*s wing check, 1 bomb a*s ice cream taco check, and all the scrapes and bruises that come with riding s'cooters in the hash. All wheels are welcome! Bring your sisters bike, daughters tricycle, sons big-wheel, or anyone else you wanna ride to the bar and back! Money, ID, and mask REQUIRED.

For the cheapest ride, buy the Lime Scooter shit Day Pass at $15!