Cum join Missile Anus for her first hare and represent your college! (Or high school if you didn’t go to college, you slacker!) The one with the most school spirit will get a trophy!
Trail will be somewhere between 4-7 miles. This is Agnews after all! Don’t be a loser and miss out; you might even learn something! There’s a couple of beer checks, a beer quest, and a mystery check because you never know what kind of crazy shit I will do next. No shiggy ‘cause it’s SV.
$2 for the hare. We’re college students on a budget. Mommy and Daddy didn’t buy you a Lamborghini for your first car. Bring ID and money for one beer check.
On-after at Lilly Mac’s because I need my karaoke fix for every Agnews trail from now on!
Remember to raise your hand if you have a question. I’ll probably just ignore you and keep teaching. On-on!
On In!