Reservoir Street at Canyon Lake Drive, Port Costa, CA

Passover the East Bay hills and come to Port Costa for a romp in the green Gardens of Gethsemane. Find the eggs! Fertilize them! For the ON-ON, we will gather outside and enjoy a socially distant bacchanalia in the backyard of Bitch on Heat. There will be burgers, (real and fake), other food, beer, stupid alcoholic waters, Prosecco while it lasts. However, all of this will cost you $10.00! Pay up or drive home. Venmo accepted, checks, cash, Bitcoin. Alcohol on trail is free, the rest is NOT. Wear a mask even if your vaccination card is tattooed on your forehead! Hare: Butt Plug FRED Harriet: Bitch On Heat. Dogs need to be on leash mostly. Strollers not so good on Eagle/Turkey but plenty of Walker options. There will be trains (of course)!