Park on the street wherever. Meet in the park by Corte Madera Ave.

During a particularly Zen meditation session in between bench press sets at the gym, Dual Tools realized that the FHAC-Uers were in desperate need of motivation and physical, liver, and mental training. He had the perfect activity in mind.

Thursday's trail will consist of two parts:
1. The Bro Mile. This is a half-minded Dual Tool version of an ordinary beer mile, with fun activities thrown in to make it more fun. There might be a relay option if you are too much of a pussy to do the whole mile yourself.
2. Bro Mile cool down/spew up trail. A pleasant 3-4 mile trail exploring the magical Sunnyvale countryside.

I know what you're thinking, "Hmm, maybe I should just skip this painful sounding DT trail and eat a bag of Cheetos instead?" To that I say, "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." This is history in the making, and you want to be part of it.

Invite all your bro and bimbo friends! Bring your head bands and Crass Fit apparel.