Hares: Nipple me Elmo and Mach 1.whore

Hash Cash: $0, but bring money for the bars, as you will be on your own for any beverages there.

Since this is a themed hash, if you don't come in costume, you will be forced to do the alternate hash run... which will be short, easy, and FUN, haha, if you can believe a harriett! What for the costume? Easy, bring your crutches, cane, wheelchairs, braces, ace bandages, full body casts, etc. If you don't have any of those things, just simply act like the half mind that you are. Donny the Retard! This will be a pub limp/ run for those who can't fake an injury. Just think how special it will be to see a bunch of apparently broken hashers going through redwood city. I'm anticipating the crawl to be about 2-3 miles, so you will still get some exercise. If I can do it, you can do it. The alternate will be anywhere from 4-10 miles, but that just depends on when Mach one point whore decides to stop. There will be food stops along the way if you get hungry. It might be rainy and cold, so bundle up and maybe consider an umbrella/ rain coat/ poncho, or just suck it up. I'm looking forward to you all cumming!
The On After:
will be at Gourmet Haus Staudt Gifts and Cafe at 2615 Broadway St Redwood City, CA 94063 It's a German beer garden with food served starting at 5pm, or you can get food from the store that is a German grocery, with meat, cheese etc. You are allowed to bring the food into the bar area. It's across from caltrain.