20-Something Anal Silicon Valley Red Dress Run. We've frightened every other town in the Valley, let's show Campbell what they've been missing all these years.

Hares: Mossy Patch and Phallus Alarm
Time: 3:00 pm - (Hares off at 3:15 pm sharp)
Cost: $5 for the run
Start Location: Top floor of the First Street Garage (First & Rincon) in Campbell. It's the one near the big water tower

Trail will be an a-to-a. Flat and fast. Wear running shoes - NOT your red-sequin fuck-me pumps. There will be equal amounts of running and drinking. Trail is also dog-friendly, stroller friendly, newbie-friendly. Bring your mom!

On-on-on: Sonoma Chicken Coop, 200 East Campbell Avenue, Campbell, CA 95008
We have the upstairs reserved for you wankers. It will be an order-on-your own situation.