We're celebrating all things German. Why? Because we needed a theme and the on-on-on is at a verifiable beer garden. Trail will be a 5-mile A-to-A through Los Altos. This is not a pavement pounder there will be lots of shiggy and two beer checks. In fact, bring dry shoes. Unfortunately it is not stroller friendly, but definitely dog and newbie-friendly. Bring your mom! Wear your lederhosen and bring your stein.

Hares: Hansel and Gretel (aka Mount My Lymp Dick and Mossy Patch)
Time: 3:00 pm - (Hares off at 3:15 pm sharp)
Cost: $5 for the run
Start Location: Terman Park is located on Terman Drive off of Arastradero between Foothill Expressway and El Camino. The park is located behind Terman Middle School. Take Terman Drive around behind the school to find the park and look for Hashers.

On-on-on: Esther's German Bakery, 987 N. San Antonio Rd. Los Altos, CA 94022. We'll be in the beer garden round back. Menu: http://esthersbakery.com/menu.pdf And they will fill your stein if you bring it.