EMERGENCY BROADCAST MESSAGE
Issued by Grand Master Knees for B's

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

The GODDAM Super Bowel is heading directly into Santa Clara this coming weekend 2/6-2/7.

Tips for Emergency Evacuation Below:

Head for the Hills! Specifically Almaden Quicksilver County Park, just off of Almaden Expwy on Almaden Rd.

Dual Tools & Knees for B's have all you need to bunker down and wait out the Big Game Storm: Beer! Trees! Mines! Jello shots?!?! Tetanus!

Start: 1pm @ Trail Head (who said Head?!) off of Almaden Rd.

Not sure about dogs. I'd leave 'em at home.
Strollers OK... if you want a workout.

On-On-On: Britannia Arms
[Robertsville Square, 5027 Almaden Expy, San Jose, CA 95118]
OR BJs [Westfield Oakridge, 925 Blossom Hill Rd, San Jose, CA 95123]

Hared by: Knees for B's, Dual Tools Up Ass
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