It's that time again, to consume untold amounts of Jell-o salad in celebration our (we being Full of Shit and Circle Jerk) Mormon heritage. Mormons have the custom of baptizing those who have died and cannot be baptized in the flesh. We'll be drinking for all the poor Mormons who died without tasting the magic that is beer.

The 6th Annual Missionary Position Hash is here! You know what those fresh faced chaps wear: Bicycle helmets, white shirts, and neckties....

Trail will be long, and excruciating, much like a liqorless lifetime in the Mormon church.

From Berkeley
Take the southbound Warren Freeway (Highway 13) to the Joaquin Miller/Lincoln Exit.
Turn left at the next two stop signs.
Keep straight on Joaquin Miller Road to Joaquin Miller Park Woodminster Amphitheater entrance at Sanborn Drive on the left side.
The Community Center is to the left. Drive past the community center 15 yards and park in the large overflow parking to the west on the left.

From Hayward
Take Highway 580 westward to the Warren Freeway (Highway 13) toward Berkeley.
Take the Joaquin Miller Road exit.
Turn right at the stop sign, go straight on Joaquin Miller Road to Joaquin Miller Park Woodminster Amphitheater entrance at Sanborn Drive on the left side.
The Community Center is to the left. Drive past the community center 15 yards and park in the large overflow parking to the west on the left.

From San Francisco/Richmond
Take the Bay Bridge.
Highway 80 East to Highway 580.
Merge onto I-80 East.
Take the I-580 East exit towards CA/24/Downtown Oakland/Hayward-Stockton.
Merge onto I-580 East.
Take the Fruitvale Avenue exit.
Turn left on Fruitvale.
Turn right onto MacArthur Boulevard.
Turn left onto Lincoln Avenue.
Lincoln Avenue becomes Joaquin Miller Road.
Keep straight on Joaquin Miller Road to Joaquin Miller Park.
Woodminster Amphitheater entrance at Sanborn Drive is on the left side.
The Community Center is to the left. Drive past the community center 15 yards and park in the large overflow parking to the west on the left.