Last minute information:

TRAIL TIME IS AT 6:00 PM PDT AND HARE WILL BE AWAY AT 6:30 SHARP. Dogs are not recommended. You wankers coming early wanting to prelube and watch the game should go to Bella's Bar and Grill 1111 Elko Dr Ste A Sunnyvale, CA 94089 http://goo.gl/maps/1reRd. I might be able to meet you there if I get done prelaying early enough, har har.

* Bring cash and ID on trail
* Bring a cranium lamp or torch
* Bring a bathing suit for the ononon (hot tub!)
* Bring clean hurr or we will hose you down in order to adhere to the theme (I'm looking at you, Mach) http://i.imgur.com/ctszt.jpg
* Bring virgins! (I'm looking at you, T-Ball)
* Bring wankers from SF so we can get them drunk and point and laugh when they puke (I'm looking at you, wHBO)
* Bring your sweet asses or else these bars I arranged special hash treatment from with the promise of 15-20 customers will think I'm a loser with no friends

FHAC-U THIS THURSDAY!

WHO: Cunt Drunkula
WHERE: 1161 N Fair Oaks Ave, Sunnyvale, CA. Parking lot behind Pump It Up - Enter from Tasman Dr http://goo.gl/maps/YrJPW
WHEN: Thursday 25 October
TIME: 6:00 PM HST PDT. Hares away at 6:30. This is practice for next week's trail where we really need to have hares away at 6:30.
WHAT: I will be doing something that has never ever been done before ever in the history* of the FHAC-U hash, ever. Never.
*History as it relates to my memory
HARE LIES: This is going to be a boring and lazy trail, because I'm gettin my hurr did before the hash and I want it to still look nice when I go to Vegas the next day (cue everyone throwing flour and beer at me). As such, I demand that everyone come with good hurr. Mach, that means you need to wash your mop. Here's a handy reference guide:
http://i.imgur.com/ctszt.jpg
I guarantee 2 beer checks and maybe 3. As usual, this trail is poorly planned. But I promise boobies!
And there will be a SUPER SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST! Anyone who guesses correctly gets a cookie. Or boobies.

Be there or be bored.

Cunt Drunkula