get on a bus that goes down geary street. get off at 34th. go north 2 blocks. Take off clothes and yell "here I am come and get me" as loud as you can. Someone will take care of you. You probably won't get any beer but the padded cells are nice. Remember- never trust the hares!
jambo hashers!
welcum to the Rumble in the Jungle hash, Mate!
Cox Box will be bringing her Ugandan Juju to the hash. It will be bloody dark - bring a torch or else the lions will get you! Rope and crampons are optional. Life Insurance highly recommended :) So are warm clothes.