Title: Urban Shiggy Part 1 of 3
Hares: Rong Man Whore, Taint Brush.
Start Location: In the parking lot next to the "Church" of Scientology, you enter the parking lot from Linda Vista Ave. I messed up the location in the first e-mail, but this is an updated link to the exact location: https://maps.google.com/maps?q=37.409778,-122.076554 .
Description:
This is a new moon shiggy trail in the style of Atlanta's Dark Side of the Moon hash: long, dark, and hard [N.B: how Rong likes his men - Skank]. Expect a little Poison Oak, if you are sensitive, wear pants, and those cute little one-size-fits-all gloves. Turkey/Eagle split, the Turkey trail is simple, straightforward, and boring. The Eagle trail requires rudimentary climbing skills and a flashlight. One beer check.

Rong Man Whore (you guys said I keep forgetting a W in my name, right?)