An Ode to Soggy Flour Bottom, nee The Cunt Next Door, nee Cunty Butler
Oh you gonna run our trail tonight
Blowing through that red stoplight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round
Hey I was just as lost as Sleazy
Knew Deadbeat wouldn’t take it easy
Had more sand in my vagina than Mouth Down South
Stole my trails from Cumming Mutha
Older men were our best lovers
Shiggy lady you made a bad hare out of me.
Hey hey!
We've sought more bush than Dickweed
Gave Good Shit the drinks he’d need
We’ve seen every fancy NIMBY on the way (hey)
But their bitching and their bile
Angered Whackaboob after a while
Take me to them tangled brambles every time
C'mon!
Oh you gonna run our trail tonight
Blowing through that red stoplight
Oh, and you give it all you got
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round
Hey, listen here
Now I got visitors on the brain
Master Debater and Gravy Train
Ain't no beauty queens that Cowlick can see (I tell you)
Oh, Cockagami gets his pleasure
At the bar’s his greatest treasure
But shiggy lady you made a bad hare out of me (now get this)
Oh (I know), you gonna run our trail tonight (please)
Blowing through that red stoplight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round (yeah)
Flour-bottomed girls you make this rocking hash go round
Get on Big Cock Chain’s bike and ride
Ooh, yeah, oh, yeah, them flour-bottomed girls
Flour-bottomed girls, yeah, yeah, yeah,
All right
Ride 'em Titty Boo Boo
Flour-bottomed girls
Yes, yes, right.
With a special thanks to:
Miss Delivery as Freddy Mercury
Masterbaster as Brian May
Backside Banger as Roger Taylor
Songwriters: Tears of Semen and Do Her Well
Production by Hand Pump and Muff Daddy
Tour Coordinator: Bitch’s Bitch
Sound Technician: I Cunt Hear You
Tour Publicist: Just Get It Over With
Lighting Technician: Just Doesn’t Get It
Roadies:
Little Sissy Pants Hasher Boy
Blowqueen
Gobble My Ass
Ru Ru Rimmin
Tonya Hardon
John Handcock
Just Tony
Five angry inches
Fuck Norris
Shaft
Fuck Buddy