The thing about the hash
Is that no matter who or how--
Or where you come from, hither, yon
What matters is you’re here now.
Be you Fucker, Slug, or Shaft,
Or Tonya Hardon with no pants,
Backside Banger backing in,
Our hares, leading our dance,
Rent Whore hands wide open,
Dick Simmons clicking fast,
Who’s Your Daddy turning madly,
Miss Delivery, done at last--
From the South Bay or the East,
Come alone or in a group
Like My Little Spermaid and Worst Bottom Ever
You’ll all join us in our loop
No matter who you hang with
Or where you lock your bike
Be you Raspukin or Wash This Asshole
We’ll find something that we like
So come join Tuna and Cockamole
As we greet our virgins to our masses
Donning vests handed by Muff Daddy
Trail bruising tender asses
Hand Pump tapping kegs
One And Done cheers in celebration
Cirque du So Lame giving congrats
On his impending gestation
Uber Luber and Hello Titties
Standing alongside Ska Skank
In line with Perfect Woman for the
Bubblies we all drank
And Dickweed laughing with Tears of Semen
Dick Ass and Chicken Bone Her nod along
The finest selection of orange food
In our gullets can’t be wrong.
But no matter what your preference
How you style your Bloody Good Head,
If you roll like the Uniballer
You won’t find yourself misled.
So be like Gingervitis and Eat My Pussy
Let those birdies free to fly,
Be proud of how you’re special
Let your life be no one’s lie.
So join Just James and Reverse Schoolgirl
Their On After can’t be beat
Cause there’s a game on at Toad Hall
That’s called Sheep Trick or Treat.