Run #485 Shame!
Rhett
Butthole decided better late than never would be his operative
phrase so he called the Gypsies to Pacifica last Thursday to
celebrate himself. The pack gathered at a parking lot in the middle
of nowhere. Is there a somewhere in Pacifica? Visiting from
the GuamH3 the nameless Vanessa handled the Sacred Missal
with enough skill to assure that Rhett’s shorts had as much
frosting as his cake. Trail started with a circle jerk that took the
pack down the cliffs close enough to feel the spray and back up past
the start. Then it was back down again. The trail involved enough up
and down to leave the pack sea sick. Not that the trail was steep but
Drill Me deciding to live another day let Bite Size
off leash rather than end up body surfing to the base of the cliff.
It was another evening of Whippet In and Whippet Out
trying to raise their kibble quota with insurance money earned by
turning Tongueless into a street luge. Trail eventually went
all the way down to the beach and those foolish enough, spell that
Naked Hasher, to do it found themselves just cuming
back up and also missing the beer check. Our visitors from the GuamH3
Vanessa and the nameless Al also ended up on the beach.
In a very unGypsy like gesture Scarlett O’Hairy
actually exhibited some concern for their wellbeing. Clearly she was
in need of the curative powers of copious quantities of alcohol.
While on the beach Sammy accumulated enough sand in his coat
to turn No Hands and Meat Pie’s living room
into a tropical resort. By the time the rest of the pack got in Dick
Chick was long gone apparently she had a date and came for the
*un, likely the only time she came that night, to assure she’d get
hot and sweaty. Rather than freeze the pack moved to El Toro Loco
where Huevos Rancheros did his usual outstanding job in the
kitchen. The Sacred Bucket was filled with River
Madness and it wasn’t long before the madness spread. While getting
more piss Tongueless ran across two minions of law enforcement
in Pacifica and invited them to dine with the pack. No sooner did
they enter the restaurant than Fits In and Phone Sex
were cooing over their uniforms and asking to touch their weapons.
The heavily sweating officers beat a hasty retreat. Enjoying the
Bucket way more than is safe Sniff My Box offered to show them
how a Jaegermeister Girl would have done it. The Sacred Bucket
took its toll. Oh sure, it was another clamoring of “Tits out for
the boys” but when Bigfoot acting in King Rongjon’s place
dishing out down-downs called for “Dicks out for the chicks” it
was head for the hills. Poofters! While the Gypsy bimbos rock
the boys in the band suffer from shrinkage phobia. Many were called
but few chose to rise up and show their genital pride. Well it’s
time for those perps to do the walk of shame. Nutless Sac must
have been afraid he’d live up to his name or maybe Just Esther
wasn’t interested in fluffing him for action. Just Guy
was too busy cowering in the toilet to unsheathe his steel. Likes
To Lick claimed to be too much of an “officer and a gentleman”
but maybe he’s just too little. Is it any wonder Open Wide
was busy getting it on with a cardboard poster? Now Desperation
visiting from the SingaporeH3 knows why LCB insists on doing
it in the dark. Just Doesn’t Get It, well now we know
for sure why that’s true. Just Doesn’t had been chatting
up Just Jen but he left her wondering what he had to be
ashamed of and not interested in finding out. Even Napoleon Boner
Dog stays out of his bed. Where were those young studs Go Nad
and Just Sean? They were busy realizing that all those years
of wanking hadn’t made them any bigger and ashamed to admit it.
Even an offer of assistance from Handjob For Humanity couldn’t
get them to show their stuff. So who rose to the occasion? Giving
their all for FHAC-UH3, not as it turned out that there was much to
give, were Apple Pie Ho and Mr. Poopy Pants. Who held
the Gypsy standard high? Who flew their flags with pride? The
honors fell to I R Stupid and Tongueless. Not that in
Tongueless’ case anything was even visible to the naked eye
but it’s the thought that counts. California creamin’ on such a
summer’s night. Cheers.