Run #1383 Why the Outbeer Loves Chickenboner!
Chickenboner
laid the Gypsies trail last week and her kind consideration
won the heart of the Gypsies’ favorite wheeled vehicle and
rolling tap, the Outbeer! Our hare gathered the pack at the
West Portal Playground on Ulloa. With Fits In piloting the
Outbeer with its precious cargo of Lagunitas IPA
our hare had exercised her brilliance and snagged a couple of
orange cones that used to create the perfect home for the keg! As
Fits In pulled the Outbeer forward the headlights
practically wept tears of joy. It’s always a thrill to see the
effect the pack standing around pulling pints has on the mommies and
daddies who are in the playground with their scion. The mommies drag
off the wee ones while shielding their young eyes while th daddies
dawdle and lick their lips in envy. Our hare avoided the whole thing
by taking off to lay trail live. CB’s only two requests were
that Who’s Your Daddy be kicked in the leg to slow him down
and that the chalktalk emphasis that the pack should *un slowly
because the hare was slow. Manhole thought to go the hare one
better and have Mans Best Hole bite WYD on the leg but
it all went south when it turned out that MBH raised her head
a smidge too high. Who knew that WYD was capable of such a
piercing scream! While WYD writhed on the ground Lois Lame
took up the Missal Without A Name and preached a sermon that
Do Her Well found much more interesting than WYD’s
groans. The chalktalk was delivered as requested and the pack paid
about as much attention to it as usual before starting on trail. Just
Doesn’t Get It decided to cast his lot with the Ultra
Exclusive Lost Patrol, which was so exclusive that it was
populated solely by JDGI and went somewhere that had nothing
to do with the efforts of the hare but had liquids available. For
those who chose to honor the hare’s effort trail led them through
the playground and eventually to Merced Ave. the across and back down
Garcia Ave. Ascending Knockash Hill the pack was back on Ulloa where
our hare began a circuitous route that had Bitches Bitch
expecting a migraine. Of course that wouldn’t be a problem if he
could overcum his OCD and not have to vacuum every step of the trail
or commit hari-kari. Trail went behind the Juvenile Detention Center
where the more juvenile members of the pack, spell that Tongueless,
are always worried that they’ll be dragged in. The trail at this
point is often blocked by a variety of crap that’s discarded and of
course Phone Sex, always in search of some treasure, had to go
through it with a fine toothcomb. The pack also managed to touch
Laguna Honda, Dewey and Pacheco before exhausting our hare and
returning to the start. Do Her Well and the limp dick Who’s
Your Daddy as well as someone whose name could not be retained in
this tired brain did catch the hare but failed to toss her naked into
traffic as is the usual course for the Gypsies. The keg was
tapped and the table set with Vitamin J while the Sacred Bucket
was filled with Fits In’s newly invented Penis Colada and
the pack set to wet their whistles and fill their gobs. Cumguzzling
Cockaholic having the evening to himself found the Bucket
even better for guzzling. Cuming Mutha kept himself occupied
by handling the bookmaking on how many times Bitches Bitch
would *un the trail before he was satisfied that he’d found every
single mark. Dr. Kimble predicted, quite accurately that Hand
Pump would be back sooner than BB. Rocky Mountain
Oyster took advantage of the proximity to his home and showed up
to witness the insanity. JDGI made it back from the watering
hole he’d stumbled into relieving Tongue Depressor and Qaeda
Cunt of having to pretend they were Bloodhounds and finding him
as Do Her Well suggested. Tongueless took up the Sword
Of Power and opened the Circle then administered more down-downs
to himself than all the miscreants put together; of course they were
all medicinal down-downs. The Penis’ were drained from the Bucket
and growlers were filled. Lois Lame only filled 12, so many
less than usual that Dr. Kimble and Hand Pump were
concerned for her health, why is a question best left unanswered.
Cheers,