Sing That Hash Song, Baby
(To the tune of Don't You Want Me Baby)
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I was working as an RA in Precita Park
When I saw you
MUG and Cumdog set a trail
‘Round Bernal Heights.
Hand Pump led me through
Abbah and Stinky Floss
Are on their knees
Cake was just so easy to do
Don’t forget to put the flour on their heads—
Shit, we’re drinking too.
Cock. Cockagami.
Just Enoch’s got his homework
and his fake ID.
Cock. Cockagami.
Just Bryan’s Resting Slut Face
Is a turn on for me.
With her virgins at her side
Just Kaia’s lost her mind
She probably won’t remember
Just like in Pra-ague.
Sing that hash song baby,
Drink that down down dooooown.
Sing that hash song baby,
Drink that down down dooooown.
We got back to the van to find it locked
What could we do?
Wee Wee and Menage found a way inside
Both obscured from view
The van started rocking back and forth
As if on cue
When you’re looking for a threesome in the back of a van
Just Doesn’t Get It’ll do.
Cock. Cockagami.
El Rio has a cover and I have no cash.
Cock. Cockagami.
Perfect Woman has a plan
(and a Folsom Street lash)
I’m much to drunk to sing,
But your glance could be the thing
You better look away
or we will both be sorry
Sing that hash song baby,
Drink that down down dooooown.
Sing that hash song baby,
Drink that down down dooooown.
(Repeat until you're drunk.)