A not so long time ago,
I can still remember
How Muff Snatcher used to make me smile
And I knew if Vax had his chance
That he would make his harriers dance
And keep them on trail for a while
But SFH3 made me shiver
With every down down they’d deliver
Complaints on Brown Eye’s lips
And I couldn’t take one more sip
I can’t remember if I cried
When I saw a cup of Racer Five
But something touched me deep inside
The day those hashers died.
So bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
Voyeur drinking Pinot saying it wasn’t too dry
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
Did Just Alex writhe in the book of love
Do you have faith in crimes above
If your RAs tell you so?
Do you believe Twerxes took a roll
Can the hashshit save her mortal soul
And can you teach Abbah’s bro how to drink real slow
Well I know that the Swedes are in love with him
Cause I saw Blowqueen dancing where it was dim
Miss D kicked off his shoes
We sang Happy Birthday, fuck you!
I knew a lonely teenage broncin’ Buck Fucka
With a relay race and a red solo cup
But I knew I was out of luck
The day those hashers died.
I started singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
Muff Snatcher mocking us with such a deep sigh
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
Now for some years we’ve been on our own,
And foam grows fat on our beers alone
But that’s not how it used to be
When Just Doesn’t Get It whistled in the van
To call the harriers as they ran
In a pitch that came from Allahu Aqbark’s key
And while Masterbaster was looking down
Fluffer rubbed his coat of brown
The kilt was lifted
And Masterbaster’s hips shifted
And while the Gypsies read their book on Mark
SFH3 supped whine in the park
All sang dirges in the dark
The day those hashers died
We were singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
Vax with prop hat spinning under the sky
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
Helter skelter in B2B swelter
Friar Fuck bediapered amongst the welter
With JDGI falling fast
Landing in tutu around his ass
The Friar tried to make a pass
The diaper on the sidelines with the cast
Though those skits are long removed
But we’ll still play a marching tune
And all get up to dance
But we’ll never get the chance
Cause the visitors tried to take the field
Rape And Spillage his penis wielded
Do you recall what Spreads In Sheets revealed?
The day the hashers cried.
We started singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
The Friar’s ass and massive thighs
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
Oh and there we were all in one place
A group of dumbfucks in an endless race
With no trail left to start again
So come on Fucker be nimble, Fucker be quick
Fucker, fence pressing on his neck
Cause Whorifist had lifted it from its end
But as I watched us in life’s cage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No hasher born in Hell
Could break time’s tragic spell
As our songs we sung into the night
To crown our sacrificial rite
I knew we couldn’t laugh with delight
The day those hashers died
He was singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
The ones to whom we’ve said good bye
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
I met a girl who let me muse
And asked her for some happy news
But Ska Skank smiled and turned away
I went down to Sperm Alley’s whores
And asked Dick Ass Mother Fucker for some more
But the man said Seamen’s better, anyway
And in the streets the NIMBYs screamed
The sirens rang, and the tasers streamed
But not a word was spoken
Masterbaster’s advice wasn’t broken
And the three hares I admire most
Cuming Mutha, Backwash, and On All Fours
They caught the last MUNI for the coast
The day those hashers died.
And they was singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
The ones to whom we’ve said good bye
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.
They was singing
Bye, bye to some mighty fine guys
Said later but twas never that I’d see with my eyes
The ones to whom we’ve said good bye
Singing hash songs as we ran by
Singing hash songs as they ran by.