Use your favorite maps program to direct you to Huddart Park. Drive past gate (after posting your $6) and turn to the right towards Sequoia lot. Park anywhere in Sequoia lot.

WEAR YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS IN CASE OF PO DURING BUSHWHACKING!
Come enjoy the 30th anal Ladies Mud Run hared by all ladies, if you didn't get that from the title. Don't worry men are perfectly welcome to come enjoy this marvelous trail. Meet up at the Sequoia lot at 1pm.
There will be walkers (3.5 miles), turkey (5 miles), and eagle (7 miles) trails. The turkey and eagle are not stroller friendly and have a giant steep hill. The reward at the top of the hill and subsequent trail will make it all worth it if you can stick it out though. Shitfaced did the hill, so maybe you can too?
Huddart Park is NOT dog friendly and there's a $6 entrance fee.
After you enjoy trail, we'll provide you with the finest spread, including but not limited to quiche, champagne, and wings. Hares lie though so come out and see what we actually make!