Go to Google maps. Enter "Page Mill Park and Ride". Follow those directions.

37.387856, -122.163559

You bunch of lazy wankers can't do anything. I leave you alone for one minute you lose the dog, buy 50 toilets from Amazon on my credit card, get in a fight with your sister, and burn the place down. So, here's the deal. I'll set a trail from the Page Mill Park and Ride. It's a free hash. That means, no beer, no snacks, no beer check. Bring your own beer, Thanksgiving leftovers, or anything else you might want or want to share. You'll probably snare me because I haven't scouted a damn thing. What a group of unorganized layabouts. I'm just really, really disappointed.

Hey, happy Thanksgiving weekend!