SVH3 takes over the East Bay & Barbecue

Garin Regional Park in the bucolic green expanse in the hills of Hayward, California, is revered for its stunning views of the Bay Area. But out in the unassuming cow pastures of Garin Regional lies a true test of strength, mental fortitude, and bravery. Woody, Knees & Teflon proudly invite you wankers to test your mettle on this Trail of Trails.

Meet in the northeast parking lot.

Eagles will combat >5 & Turkeys will gut out <5 miles of a long, hard, wet trail. Your trials and turmoils will be rewarded with jello shots (for everybody), 2 beer checks (for the eagles, a single beer check for the turkeys).-

Strollers: This is not the hash to bring out the kiddos in the stroller.
🐩 Dogs are permitted (on leash in parking lots / picnic areas, and "under voice control w/ a leash on hand" when you're on trails)

On-On-On: BBQ at the park! We will be grillin' up some hamburgers, salmon, veggie burgers, "and some other stuff". This hash will cost you a whole $10.