Ear ye, ear ye. Don ye capes, cloaks, crowns and tiaras. Basically celebrating the 1% of the 13-16th century. Be ye wench, scoundrel, prince, or pauper, we invite ye all to enjoy festivities of a wander through the king's land and peasant villages as well as partaking of local gruel and grog.

Time: This Saturday, October 20th at 1:00 PM HST
Start: 767 N Mathilda Ave Sunnyvale, CA 94085. Behind Jack's Tavern at Palladium Nightclub. http://goo.gl/maps/jd9UP
Cost: $10

And now, a word from our GM:

30 years ago I didn't even exist. In fact 29 years ago I was living in a vagina only to be evicted Oct 15.

However, for those who did exist 30 years ago a group of strange individuals living south of San Francisco started drinking, then started running, then started drinking more, then ran some more, then drank some more. This pattern grew to be known as the South Bay Hash house harriers (that's right this was before silicone valley existed, there was a later name change to what is now SVH3) and continues today.

Cum celebrate the 30th analversary which also happens to be our AGM this October 20th in beautiful(ish) Sunnyvale. I still have to go around with a bucket of water to rinse off old hash marks but don't worry you will still get lost.

And there is a THEME!! To feed my own arrogance I get to dress as king, specifically Henry the 8th. You all get to dress as any lower period royalty. Anyone showing up without costume will be required to wear burlap sacks, you can't have a kingdom without peasants.

Alternate definitions of AGM (some of which may apply to this event):
annual gland measurement
All girls make-out
Amicable gorillas mating
Amazing gigantic mammaries
Apples getting masturbated
Aliens grope mastodons
Alright get moonshine

Old people can correct anything I've missed or made up.

Drink drank drunk

Mach 1.whore