Have you been reminiscing about the days of growing up on the east coast? Miss the Appalachian mountains? Wish you could complain-brag with your family back home about struggling through long lines at the gas station, transformer fires, and flooded streets? Sad to hear the Jersey Shore cast members didn't get washed away at Seaside Heights? No worries, we got ya covered. Bring out your tall socks, machetes, and bug spray. We're going shigging up in dem woods. This trail is walker friendly.

What: East Cums West: A wet hash dream cum true.

When: Sat Nov 17, 1 pm (hares off at 1:30)

Where: Linda Vista Park, Cupertino [37.307665, -122.060375]

Who: Knees for B's + Ahhwaaanoo Ehhnmhaa Mouff

$5 Hash Cash.

On After: Duke of Edinbourgh, 10801 North Wolfe Road Cupertino, CA 95014

Knees & Ahhwaaanoo