A is for Anal Fulcum watching Dual Tools r*n the wrong way
B is for Blowfish returning to play
C is for Cockamole laughing in the breeze
D is for Delivery, Miss if you please
E is for Eyeful Hands, race-ist T-shirt you can’t miss
F is for Five Angry Inches who at a check chose to piss
G is for Gondalerhhea laying flour on trail
H is for Hand Pump, the hash’s Holy Grail
I is for in-laws entertained by Roman Showers
J is for Just Joe who knows of a butthole’s powers
K is for the kilt worn by Maybe It’s Gaybelline
L is the lechery when what was under it was seen
M is for Mouth Down South locked out of his place
N is for nightfall hiding Douchicorn’s face
O is the on-after that Cuming Mutha escapes to
P is for The Perfect Woman’s start that smells faintly of poo
Q is for queer but that’s perfectly ok, points out Backside Banger
R is for the return of the one we call The Sadiator
S is for the shininess of My Little Porno’s pants
T is for Tears of Semen shushing Blowqueen’s rants
U is for the Uniballer watching for danger
V is for visitors like Anal the Elder and Fart Alarm, no longer strangers
W is for Got Wood greeting Just Doesn’t Get It
X is for – no, it has a circle around it, it’s a fucking check you assholes.
Y is for you know that means you have to look for three marks.
Z is for a zoo somewhere has lost its monkeys and where is the on after again?