Run #1515 Who Knew Angels Played Golf!

That randy devil Just Ted Aka The Other Bastard decided it was time to bust Just Joshua’s haring cherry, so the dynamic duo laid the Gypsies a trail. They gathered the pack at the parking lot for the Presidio Golf Course on Finley Rd. and Arguello. When the pack started to dribble in the hares were still out doing the dirty deed so there was nothing to do but tap the keg of Lagunitas Super Cluster. It’s not that Pied Piper was really in an alcohol deprived frenzy but he shoved that tap into the keg with a sigh of pleasure that left him looking deflated. The pack was getting the usual, “Who are these animals” stares from the actual golfers who clearly were terrified at the sight of Dick Ass Mother Fucker in his full Ninja regalia. Then Just Stacey arrived with her ski pole walking sticks whose points 5150 had filed down to shark’s tooth sharpness and the poor bag carriers couldn’t get out to their parking spaces fast enough! Just Rachel and Just Jen with their deer in the headlights eyes were looking nervous and said they were friends of the hares leading Just Fuck Off to laugh uproariously at the idea that those two had any friends other than her; and she was still debating it. Caring as she always is, Do Her Well pointed out that there was still time to save both their reputations and sanity by leaving but JR and JJ chose to just pound another pint! At that point the hares appeared, covered in sweat and flour, grim smiles on their faces. One look at those visages and the glow went out of Twinkle Dick. Looking not at all out of place with that pint in his paw was White Hot Rim Job from Lost BoobsH3 in Phoenix. WHRJ was accompanied by Just Gabriel who claimed to by from Sweden but who Wash This Asshole acted like must have cum from Heaven. By now the parking lot was firmly in control of the Gypsies. The angelic Just Gabriel took the Male Missal firmly in hand and preached a moving sermon to the deliriously enthused pack. By the time JG had finished Backside Banger and Adopt A Pussy were talking about joining the Women’s Christian Temperance Union but Backwash brought them back to their senses with a Three Stooges slap across both their faces at once. Clearly it was time for the pack to be off and our hares mumbled a few words which could either have been a chalktalk or a blessing and off the pack shot. Once again the Lost Patrol put itself in the firm hands of On All 4s, OA4 has the secret weapon of being able to track Cuming Mutha’s phone guaranteeing a heads up if he doesn’t fuck up. Trail took the pack across Arguello and through the viewing area overlooking the Ecology Trail. Not that Tongueless has a balance problem but Fits In suggested that the rest give him a wide birth as he negotiated the downhill staircase or they could end up looking like a set of ten pins hit by a bowling ball! Trail was well marked and took the pack close to El Polin Spring and past the public restrooms whose cleanliness had Just Doesn’t Get It singing their praise. Exaggerated Crack said Who’s Your Daddy would have been proud of him. Trail passed the Inn at the Presidio then dove back into the woods. Eventually trail gave up the woods to come out to the parking lot and home. The keg was tapped and covered by the Cloak Of Invisibility which was itself covered by the Vitamin J and Sacred Bucket filled with River Madness. Dr. Kimble on his fourth cup told 5 Angry Inches that the more 5AI drank from the Bucket the faster he could *un. Tricrapalete allowed that 5AI might not *un faster but he would fly! T took up the Sword Of Power and convened the Circle. Just Joshua benefited from JTATOB being his stunt liver. T managed once again to not mention Just Juilie’s hash name Hand Pump said she might cum again and bring cookies, you never know! Closet Twitcher decided to eliminate the middleman by lying down with his bike on top of him. Cheese Turd made his usual fashionably late arrival followed by a deep dive into both the keg and the Bucket.

Not only is Just Joshua no longer a virgin but the angel Just Gabriel preached the sermon for him. Another heavenly night with the Gypsies! Cheers.