Run #1344 And The Hashing Gods Smiled
Some
trails are epic because of the weather, some because of the terrain,
and some because of distance but last Thursday’s Gypsies’
trail was epic because it happened at all! Dr. Kimble was the
hare and the start was in the Presidio and Lincoln Blvd. and Langdon
Ct. or so he thought. At 4:30 on Thursday Dr. K found the
whole area blocked off for filming a movie. He called Tongueless
and T told him to post to the Gypsies group then T
posted to Facebook, changed the Gypsies’ webpage asked
“Saint” Titty Boo Boo to send a tweet with the change and
Fits In changed the message on the Hotline. The new
start was Lincoln Blvd. and Hoffman St. When the Outbeer
arrived the start was a dark and lonely place. The start was a new
one and when Dr. K arrived having laid the trail he along with
T and Fits In assumed they’d be drinking the keg of
Lagunitas Little Sumpin’ Easy alone while the kept
warm with the Irish Coffee Fits In had put in the Sacred
Thermi. Suddenly Tongue Depressor and Qaeda Cunt
were barking like mad and the The Cunt Next Door and “Saint”
Titty Boo Boo arrived and the heavens opened and down poured the
pack. Once again the Hashing Gods smiled on their chosen drunks, the
Gypsies and the parking area was soon filled with thirsty
hashers. The keg was tapped and a few stragglers like 5150
were brought in by radio control. Having been gone for some time
Bitch Pimp was so overcum with finding the start that she
dropped to her knees and kissed the ground. Udder Moron was so
moved watching that he wept as he helped BP to her feet. The
police drove by and tossed our a note that Cream Chugger
picked up and read, “I’m working but not getting paid for it so
fuck it, enjoy”!While Qaeda Cunt was busy sniffing her
favorite crotches “Saint” Titty Boo Boo read a service
from the Male Missal. It seemed only proper that a “Saint”
should give thanks to the Hashing Gods. Dr. K’s chalktalk
was succinct, “Only do the Eagle trail if you have a death wish and
this time try to not use the toilet paper marking trail.” The pack
was off. The Lost Patrol was waiting for 5150 to change
into his Gucci *unning clothes and his Kenneth Cole trail shoes. Once
again Phone Sex tossed her lot in with the LP and once
again she served as the tip of their spear. Trail crossed Lincoln and
immediately dived onto the Battery E Trail through the woods.
Eventually it came out by Crissy Field and the pack was tossed into
the middle of all the yuppies jogging along desperately trying to
keep fitting into their Lululemons. Blow Queen was stunned to
see Bitches Bitch join THAT to discuss the colors the yoga
pants came in. BQ noted that he wouldn’t have been surprised
by 5150 doing it but Bitches Bitch, hmm! Trail *an
through Crissy Field and eventually turned back to go under the
freeway and back onto the streets and trails of the Presidio. The
Turkeys turned back on Lincoln Blvd. while the Eagles continued out
toward the Pacific and the trails that *an them along the cliff
around and over the bunkers where they could enjoy playing slip and
slide. Tri Crapalete was there when Cream Chugger shed
her blood on trail but refused to push her over the side no matter
how she bitched and moaned. As the pack crossed through the parking
area for the Golden Gate Bridge Cuming Mutha assuaged the
fears of the tourists making a late night visit who thought the pack
was an invading force. Back at the start Backside Banger and
Adopt A Pussy who followed trail past the original start met
the pack. Closet Twitcher also arrived having ridden his bike
hither an yon till he spotted the pack. The table was laid with
Vitamin J and the Sacred Thermi filled with Irish Coffee. When
Chickenboner realized the whipped cream was real whipped cream
made by Fits In, she begged to be adopted. Hand Pump
was not the DFL that honor was divided by The Cunt Next Door
and Bitch Pimp. “Saint” Titty Boo Boo had to pass
on the Irish Coffee because the coffee would keep him awake, uh huh!
TCND has decided to fight for fetal naming in the Gypsies
with her “Cunt In The Oven” or some such being the first. Pencil
Dick seconded the idea on the principle that you can’t have too
many “Cunts”. Of course PD had already had a number of
Irish Coffees at that point. King Rongjon allowed that he
would take the idea under advisement and taking up the Sword Of
Power convened the Circle. The consensus was that the emergency
start location was in fact a perfect location this vote of confidence
was followed by continued consumption of alcohol and loud
conversation and singing. The night had been saved. Cheers.